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We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.
—John C. Moffi (via lyingpieceofshit)
i was going through my old liked pages on facebook and here are some of my favorites
why wouldn’t you want to be friends with me
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM IN TEARS!
i am sorry hipsterjesus i did not mean to make you cry
HAHAHAHAHA OMFG
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- me all the time: what am i even doing
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Caesar’s a little bitch. You know how I know that? They named a salad after him. Makes me sick.
—Harley Morenstein (Epic Meal Time)
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